perlockholmes: perlockholmes: I feel like I’m permanently stuck on this level: it’s not very healthy today has been a bad day for my Benaddiction
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
moejisan: People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor Period.
nut3lla-princess: mum: what would you do if you were in the olympics? me: tom daley mum: what me: what
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
tallishhobbit: halfjewelx: babygotbatch: I like big butts and I can not lie You other Tumblrs can’t deny That when the ‘Batch walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung! …turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got ‘Batch. What have I done… -K motherfucking this Reblogging. Again.
someone at school: what are you listening to?
me: no one you know or like
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP