March 2013
7 posts
perlockholmes:
perlockholmes:
I feel like I’m permanently stuck on this level:
it’s not very healthy
today has been a bad day for my Benaddiction
December 2012
8 posts
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
October 2012
3 posts
moejisan:
People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor
Period.
September 2012
7 posts
August 2012
20 posts
nut3lla-princess:
mum: what would you do if you were in the olympics?
me: tom daley
mum: what
me: what
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least we’re running
tallishhobbit:
halfjewelx:
babygotbatch:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other Tumblrs can’t deny
That when the ‘Batch walks in
with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung!
…turn around!
Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got ‘Batch.
What have I done…
-K
motherfucking this
Reblogging. Again.
July 2012
32 posts
someone at school: what are you listening to?
me: no one you know or like
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP